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Quick, opinionated notes on restaurants, cafes, pop-ups, and the dishes that deserve a second forkful. Stars are our own — treat them as gospel or garnish.
Picture this - you wake up on Sunday to a text from Kevin. "Space for you at 5:30, primetime!". BANG!!! Dinner at Four Kings tonight thanks …
We’re back! A lot has changed since our summer NYC food tour 4 years ago. These 2 jewz now live together in San Francisco! It’s actually bee…
Back in action! We had to get acclimated to the New York food scene before giving fair reviews, so this post will be more of an NYC food ove…
Happy anniversary! To any other couple having trouble deciding between having a fancy dinner or going clubbing for your anniversary, Ysabel …
Normal music volume this time. Much cheaper than dinner and still very filling and tasty. DON'T GET THE SALAD. It's just lettuce.
Pomodoro is the Italian spot we needed. The perfect place to go post-Dayger (thanks for driving Anna). At Pomo, they are truly for the custo…
Loud ass music has me feeling dizzy... The place was dimly lit with earthy decor which paired with the random loud music to create an LA-chi…
If you're really in the mood for some normal, tasty pizza, Ronan is not the place for you. The burrata is really good topped with pine nuts …
A nice little breakfast burrito stand in the not gross part of Venice. Very tasty salsa but they kind of skimp on the protein. The burrito w…
Quite possibly the most questionable decision either of us have ever made. It truly does take courage to wait in line for 90 minutes in the …
The best restaurant in all of Los Angeles. Max was a little sus at first when Anna wanted to drive an hour to a vegetarian Israeli spot, but…
Though a bit of a mob, Good Stuff does in fact serve the goods. Anna almost made us leave at first because the food didn't seem expensive en…
Nong La adds to the rich food culture of Sawtelle. Solid pho in a chic setting. The waiter was very friendly, but was listening to music thr…
Thai Fresh's cute decor in a tiny space helps to create the low-key ambience. The decorations are well placed and not too much for the Wewoo…
If you're in the mood for something extra weird post LACMA Jazz, Yuko Kitchen is the place for you. There was absolutely no music, and in su…
Cofax is a nice spot for a quick sunday breakfast burrito while bopping around Melrose. The staff is very silly, even when they take your or…
Great aux. With unlimited bread and thicc pasta, this spot is perfect for a couple of famished big fat fattiez. The bolognese is their most …
It's pronounced BAcari not BacAri... Great spot with romantic ambiance. Perfect for date night! Served by the silly and rambunctious Daniell…
The perfect spot for some fast casual Medi food. Also a lot of food for the price. The falafel was supa crunchy on the outside and paired su…
GAS. A petit Georgian restaurant in Melrose. Though they almost baited Max into tipping 25% for a takeout order, this spot gets the highest …
Fun decor with WeHo energy and a cool looking bar. Rico Nasty and Jack Harlow blasting made us extra hungry. The chicken pad thai was excell…
A cute spot that's perfect post-Runyon. The pad thai was flavorful but light, leaving us full but ready to rage. The rolls and green curry w…